sometimes I remember that I’ve had the same blog for my entire tumblr career and that there are backlogs and backlogs of cringey shit from my various regrettable phases just there for anyone to see if they want and I feel as if someone has tred across my grave
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one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel
apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit
modern brain: hehe warm food
medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first
THE HOGWARTS CHALLENGE: [5/5] locations → The Quidditch Pitch
“Hundreds of seats were raised in stands around the pitch so the spectators were high enough to see what was going on. At either end of the pitch were golden poles with hoops on the end.”
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“It really made us laugh that Michael would be obsessed with paperclips. There was a whole run [that didn’t make it into the episode] where Michael was like ‘Look at these things. These are amazing.’ And Eleanor’s like ‘Oh yeah, I used to do this.’ and she linked a couple of paperclips together to make a bracelet, and he was like ‘Wow! Do that again!’ like it was the most amazing thing he’d ever seen. And originally, I think, she was gonna make him a bracelet that he was gonna wear for the rest of the series.” - Josh Siegal
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I haven’t stolen anything! Don’t *dramatic pause* lie *dramatic pause* to me.
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i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords
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